Yesterday, as I took out a pair of flat white sandals to wear with a dress when for no reason at all, I suddenly thought of how hassling it would be if one of the skinny straps break. I knew I was being over imaginative, so I slipped them on and headed out. As expected, the straps didn't break.
Today after getting dressed for church I saw the same pair of sandals that I wore the night before as I haven't put it back in its box. I looked at my outfit and thought to myself that the sandals matched it (I contemplated some too, because there were more that a few pairs of footwear that went well with what I was wearing). I slipped the sandals on. I was about to head out when I again thought of the straps breaking. This is so weird because I was just telling Cindy the night before that I love the shop where I got the sandals from because it is nearly impossible to wear their shoes out, the only reason you'd throw them out is that, well, they are old. I eventually headed out wearing the white sandals.
Today after getting dressed for church I saw the same pair of sandals that I wore the night before as I haven't put it back in its box. I looked at my outfit and thought to myself that the sandals matched it (I contemplated some too, because there were more that a few pairs of footwear that went well with what I was wearing). I slipped the sandals on. I was about to head out when I again thought of the straps breaking. This is so weird because I was just telling Cindy the night before that I love the shop where I got the sandals from because it is nearly impossible to wear their shoes out, the only reason you'd throw them out is that, well, they are old. I eventually headed out wearing the white sandals.
I walked to the bus stop.
Sandals are fine.
I get into the bus.
No sign of breaking strap.
I get off the bus.
Sandals intact.
I cross the street.
Straps remain sturdy.
I get on the other side of the street.
Sandals perform as expected.
I walk towards the church.
I trip.
Strap breaks.
Sandals ruined.
I continue on to church limping to keep myself from leaving one sandal behind.
One word: Intuition.
4 comments:
I don't dare guess what article of clothing will fail you next. If I were you I would start carrying spares or dress in layers.
Btw -your photography is getting better.
Thanks! We were on our way to Cindy's place and couldn't pass a photo op ;)
Maybe I should just bring a ski mask, that way, people wouldn't recognize me. Any thoughts?
I don't think the 'Jason look' will work for you. You could get a blonde wig and wear a big pair of shades. The 'Marilyn Monroe look' will work better with clothes falling off.
big shades - check
red lipstick - check
white dress - check
I guess there is only one thing missing then ;)
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