Chuck Norris

I was doing some email clean up and I saw THE Chuck Norris email. There are supposed to be 100 facts about him, but I am posting only the ones I liked most.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWCND?"