Kampai to the Funny, the Good Looking, the Rich & the Invincible

I don't remember where I read it (probably GQ), or when, but it was about the stages of drunkness. Although it was very short, it was apparent that much thought and maybe research had been put into it.

Stage 1 - You are funny

Stage 2 - You are good looking

Stage 3 - You are rich

Stage 4 - You are invincible

Nins, with or without alcohol, you are funny and good looking. Turts is the rich one when drunk. I don't know about invincibility though.

Odell, don't be confused. You are not invincible. However, you are something that starts with INVI and ends with IBLE too. I can't quite remember that one letter that I missed. Sssssssorry.