Thursday, November 1, 2007

Metro cheese <-- no such thing

T: I really like that cheese with apricot and almond bits. I think I like it more that the one with mango and melon.
M: Yuck.
T: It's really good.
M: It's gay.
T: How can it be gay?
M: When cheese is mixed with other things, it becomes gay.
T: So
parmesan and cheddar are safe?
M: Those are plain.
T: Okay.
M: And there is no such thing as a "metrosexual" cheese.
T: No metro, gay or straight only.
M: Yes. Gay or straight only.

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