juex d'enfants

Sophie: Tell me, because if I tell you first, I'm afraid you'll think it's a game.

Love me if you dare was the english title of the movie--but the more accurate translation is games of children. Linguist? Nah. I looked it up.

This is probably a universal feel good movie, as people can relate to it--maybe not in a literal sense.

Boy meet girl. They become friends. They play games. They become best friends. They play games. They grow up. They play games. They play games.

Watch the movie. It has a very whimsical take on almost everyday events. It will make you smile.

thank you

The best gifts are those that come from the heart. I received one not more than a few minutes ago. Thanks Mom.

To my dearest Daughter Tracy

When you were small and just a touch away,
I covered you with blankets against the cool weather

But now that you are tall,and out of reach,
I fold my hands and cover you in prayer.

howl at the moon

Thanks guys for putting up a wonderful birthday eve for me :)

(and for putting a leg up while trying to get a ball in)

It is the very first time that I celebrated the eve of my birthday with colleagues--turned good friends.

you got gold

I think I saw a leprechaun in the pantry. Only, he is so much taller than me. I always imagined them to be a foot tall.

He was wearing a green suit and with that, an even brighter green shirt--and, pointed gold shoes. He was missing his hat. Maybe because we were in the pantry. It is bad manners to wear a hat when you are indoors.

He had sleek back hair (READ: Steven Seagal) and was continuously snapping his fingers while waiting for his cappuccino drip.

I smiled at him and greeted him a good morning. He smiled back and said likewise.

I grabbed a glass filled it with water and left.

When I got back to my seat, I felt my pockets for gold. There wasn't any.

dragen jeans

I aged another pair.I wasn't really planning on another project, but someone stepped up and got me some sandpaper. As you can see, I managed to thin out some areas, I like how those places turn into a brighter blue. I'm so happy with how this project turned out.

Here is a mirror photo. Hence, the sudden shift of the flower and dragon from one thigh to the other.

I got carried away and accidentally made a hole that is in the wrong place, so I had to mitigate the situation by placing a flower over it. While it closed the gap, it doesn't change the fact that it still fell on the wrong place. I had to sew on a dragon to sort of balance things out. Of course it is not one of those screaming dragon prints. It is in fact very subtle and you won't realize what it is until you look very closely--as if it is a secret.

The dragon and flower came from the same fabric that I bought a few months back to make a kimono with. I ended up with a kimono with butterflies--and jeans with a dragon.

Sometimes things we don't plan for happen, and it isn't always a bad thing.

beat it!

Because of that moment, I can't help but think of a certain 6-letter-word that starts with T and ends with ambol whenever I see, pack, wear or merely think of my swimwear.

Thanks for the encouragement dude.

Image from drumsoloartist.

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Somebody sent me a link to this wolf shirt in Amazon. The comments are hilarious. A bit lengthy, but worth reading.

Check out the shirt listing here. You'd want one. Hahaha.

B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern: This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

T. Guymon "SonOfSpam": So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???

I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.

I'll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shirt; suffice to say, I'm swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I'm also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say "shirts", since I now own 23 of them).

Lupidorr Theopian: I'll be honest. I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com.

When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones.

The shirt is made up of soft cotton. I was grateful to see this as it flexed as my muscles grew after donning this garment.

The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.

Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.

I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away.

That said, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. You never need to be a lone wolf again!