"hi miss"

Okay, I know more than a few people who would be ready to smack me the minute they see this. But just because it's the month of February, I'm posting some lines from a well-forwarded email.

"Geometry b fave subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle ang cute mo" <-- just warming up

"Hindi tayo tao, di tayo hayop. BAGAY tayo" <-- getting there

"Ako na lang mgbabayad ng tuition fee mo, pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako" <-- WAHAHAHA!

I know, these are just horrible (but undeniably funny).