what happens in Bali (stays in Obet's HD)

Strange things happen in Bali. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

1. alleged mean girls return to innocence
2. submissive girlfriends demand to be carried
3. nice guys turn cranky
4. tom yam is treated like a local delicacy
5. boys touch paintings
6. runners play/dance/stuff with bottles
7. snotty girls assist the needy
8. honor students forget that tissue absorbs water
9. essay writing champions attempt to unclog sinks
10. tim tams are popped into mouths like peanuts
11. sun quick concentrate is mixed 1:10 with vodka
12. super heroes hit trees
13. ginger roosters are deadly weapons
14. cigarettes ask for luck
15. softdrink cans grow tall and skinny
16. strange men puke near showers in use
17. lovers stay lovers
    
18. dancers stay dancers
19. she remains a lover, not a dancer
20. friends stop to enjoy the sunset