I was walking when a kid ran towards me, locked my arms with his hands and licked my shirt (not that it matters, but it was around the stomach area). I was so shocked I couldn't move. It was a good thing that his nanny was there to get him to let go of me.
How is that as an answer to the question "How was your weekend?".
How is that as an answer to the question "How was your weekend?".
That is one agressive kid. Sounds kind of creepy to me. Wait a minute. On second thought, if I ever get a chance to meet you in person I might just do the same thing. Creepy huh?
ReplyDeleteGood thing he wasn't a few inches shorter. :)
ReplyDeleteGeez, that is creepy, super gross--and basis for a harassment case. So unless you are ready to face charges, shame and beating (from me) you better restrain yourself!
ReplyDeleteGood thing he wasn't a few inches shorter. :) <-- Dude...seriously, you need help. Hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteIt was a joke dude.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry I will never meet you in person and besides I am a perfect gentleman. Truth is that I would probable die from laughter if you tried to beat me up, so that means I would never attempt such a stunt. I am scared of some of your friends, but not you.
I don't need any help, I was just commenting on the obvious issues that might occur if a very short person(like Minime) had done the same thing.
:)
ReplyDeleteMini Me huh? I'd end up with wet knees. Still scary.
I hope your answer to "how was your weekend?" is not as...errrr...interesting as mine.
(I might hit like a girl, but I know where to hit! You should be afraid!)
I may be old, but I am still fast enough to avoid a direct hit to the nether regions.
ReplyDeleteBtw my weekend here in MN was great. I got a chance to take it easy and relax, but the best part of the weekend was that I wasn't attacked by any sycho dwarfs or crazy filipino women.
Hahaha. Good for you :)
ReplyDeleteDo you have some sort of charm? How are you able to repel real life villains?
Let's see what happens this weekend as I am doing some very light hiking (as there are no mountains in SG), I think it wouldn't classify even as that. I am rephrasing my previous statement, I am doing some walking possibly in a trail that is not flat. I think kids are not encouraged to go on the trail, but I KNOW that there are monkeys lurking. (I'm suddenly thinking that it isn't such a good idea.)